Worst Loss In The History Of Mankind. Period.

In most instances when somebody says that an event was the best or worst of all time at anything they are exaggerating. But not this time. That was the biggest choke/collapse in the history of life. I mean blowing a 3 games to none lead is one thing. But to blow a 3-0 lead in Game 7 at home on top of that? That makes it bar none the worst collapse in the history of sports and civilization. So for all you diehard Bruins fans out there tonight I tip a 40 for you because tonight you died.

Thanks Bruins. I got a belly full of white dog crap and you’re dropping this on me now?
It’s Jack Edwards’ fault. The little red-headed child was force-fed us in Games 5-7. What big lake did the Bruins ship sink in, JACK? Winnepesaukee? What a maggot Jack Edwards is. A full-of-himself media HACK.
Oh you forgot against a second string goalie.
A guy like Blake Wheeler should off themselves. That guy is the softest motherfucker on the team, skating around like hes waiting for a game 8. absoultely no heart, and if he had one it would be the size of a cats. Im glad this series is over either way, couldnt take it anymore, even if the B’s had advanced i doubt they couldve made it much further the way the Habs and the west coast teams are playing. fuckin celtics better bring the pain against the magic.
Wow.
fire claude julien, he obviously isn’t motivating his players…
86 years
18-1
losing a series up 3-0
boston has done it all
El Pres, 0% chance this is the worst loss period. what if this had happened next round or the finals? it was super shitty how it all transpired but as the flyers kept scoring goals throughout the game and kept going on the powerplay, i doubt too many people out there felt too confident towards the end.
95 games into the season and this team is still getting too many men on the ice penalties. There are no words to even describe that.
Worst gag job of all time, not even close.
Whelp.. not reading/watching/listening to any sports/news website/tvshow/radioshow in about month….. Gonna go puke now… Go celts.
sigh nothing new here
TAYLOR HALL
I feel dirty.
Lipnicki what part of up 3 games, then up 3 points at home against a backup goalie doesn’t translate? Worst loss in sports history. This is worse than the 04 Yankees. By a fucking longshot.
EP just in case you missed this comment earlier during your mush post I’ll repeat myself…..
You are a true asshole you hook nosed bitch. Didn’t I ask you very politely and kindly NOT to mush this shit?!?!?
You fucking suck man. Really???? You decide to throw up a post then???really????
Believe in your power…..don’t fuck up the C’s seriously man. Just don’t say anything until games are over. I’m not kidding…..you’re like straight Jew poison.
he-Viking said: { May 14, 2010 – 10:05:41 }
Lipnicki what part of up 3 games, then up 3 points at home against a backup goalie doesn’t translate?
3 points? they weren’t playing basketball you fucking dummy.
Ba5…..really???
You’re clearly a cunt if you’re going to go anal on that. 3 Goals, there tough guy.
BMC,
100% agreed. I am not superstitous but Prez, NEVER, I mean NEVER, get on a team’s bandwagon ever again. If I hear one of your half ass posts talking about how you are now on the C’s bandwagon…shit is going to go down.
you’re like straight Jew poison……..guess thats pretty blunt…..jesus
worse than 04?????????????? stupid. how can you compare the 2? we lost our arguably our best center half way in this series….i dont remember any injuries occurring during the yanks/sox series. and tuuka rask is a rookie! he was 2nd string for much of this season, so dont pull that 2nd string bullshit with Leighton.
Also, for all the “fans” at the game throwing towels, beers, etc at the Bruins, do us a favor and don’t come to games next year and kill yourselves. Yes it was a major collapse but backing your team doesn’t include turning in to a huge cock sucker when they lose.
fucking amazing…lets go FLYERS…best game in the history of man kind…Hahahahahahahaahahaha
He doesn’t believe in Jesus Areushittingme….
Mitch I agree.
Back when the series was announced & you all were talking shit about how the Broons were gonna roll the Flyers, I said your overconfidence would be your undoing…..well, I don’t know if it was overconfidence but yer golfing tomorrow all the same. Ahh but youse have the Winter Classic to remember, right.
Let’s Go Flyers…
Wonder how it feels for a B’s fan to now root for the team they despise the most to knock off the team that eliminated them?
The number 6 seed losing to the number 7 seed for the honor of playing the number 8 seed does not make sports “history” no matter what the circumstances. Having said that, this blows.
Look it up limpdicki. I’m sure you don’t remember any injuries, you probably weren’t even a fan until after the win. And why would you remember Yankees injuries?
And this game was not lost by Rask, and he is clearly the better goalie. Hockey I would say is a bigger collapse because there is no starting pitching matchups. Face it man, B’s are in a very, very small group now.
Too old for this, you’re wrong. This is historic no matter how you justify it. Historically bad.
seamus,
since when have the Bruins been over confident? They’ve said each game since their first loss that they have to stay agressive, play smart, etc not “we’re going to roll over Philly”. I guess being a complete fucking moron is your “undoing” in life.
julien clearly didnt tear the B’s a big enough asshole after game 6. And fuck you Jack Edwards. Your enthusiasm for the Flyer’s fourth goal really went over well with Boston fans.
This angry banter you guys have going is making me laugh, thus making me feel better, so thanks.
fans never truly supported the team this season… been at enough games to see that. I feel like my dog died or something it was such a tradegic loss.
Well Boston fans should be able to fall right back onto the “Wait till next year” routine.
Fuck
the viking,
are you fucking retarded? he would remember an important yankees injury because he has a brain in his skull?
but you’re right…yanks/sox was way worse. that series was watched by probably ten times as many people and included two teams with a long, one sided rivalry. and it was one series later in the playoffs.
Who gives a fuck about bruins/flyers?
this was just two mediocre teams playing shitty hockey.
PS I don’t have a brain in my skull because I obviously misread the vikings argument. So when I said you’re right, I guess I meant you were wrong.
Sox dominated tonight! Papi 2 dingers!
This team was just so inconsistent. Not only game to game, but period to period. Last year’s Bruins team would have swept the Flyers. And considering a lot of those guys are still on the team, it’s just hard to understand what changed from last year to this year.
Well said Jimbeam. Brick should have thrown Edwards out of the booth.
Hey guys, any way you want to try to soothe the wound. History isn’t going to be kind. That’s all I’m saying. It sucks. But they are going to get better next year.
» Bubbles said: { May 14, 2010 – 10:05:58 }
the viking,
are you fucking retarded? he would remember an important yankees injury because he has a brain in his skull?
but you’re right…yanks/sox was way worse. that series was watched by probably ten times as many people and included two teams with a long, one sided rivalry. and it was one series later in the playoffs.
Who gives a fuck about bruins/flyers?
this was just two mediocre teams playing shitty hockey.
Apparently a lot of people cared about this Bruins series. When the Bruins-Flyers, Celts-Cavs and Sox-Yanks all played last Friday the Bruins game CRUSHED the other 2 in ratings. So I dunno maybe a few people did care.
Viking I defended you earlier….now shut up.
I can’t I feel sick…sucks.
again fuck you pres
whoever started shit about points in hoockey your an idiot look how the y score the game players earn points(golas and assitss)
i may regret this i started drinking haaard at around 9 50
I love the curse crowd. FYI 6 world championships since I started Barstool. I mortal locked all of them. Just saying. How many in the previous 20 without barstool. Oh yeah…zero. If anything I saved this city
Pres only you would take a loss like this and use it as a chance to say you helped all those wins in the past.
El pres- 1 Barstool nation- 0
Leave it to fucking Boston fans to blame curses/someone else.
Dude you are terrible…..I can’t believe, given your track record, now you’re taking responsibility for the last decade of championships.
I have 3 words for you…
Adam
Lambert
Bitch
Mitch Cumsucker….I was talking about all the Bs fans on the Stool. Take it easy…..have a beer and watch the winter classic again, it’ll cheer ya up.
you fish fingers,
number one, your name is gay, and this coming from a dude named bubbles.
second, the c’s ratings were better than the bruins except on the game they got blown out…let me see…a potential elimination game, or a chance to watch lebron peacock through the fourth quarter?
I have 9 words for you
Clarkson
Studdard
Brown
Underwood
Hix
Cook
Game, set match Pres
far worse than the yankee collapse. 3-0 lead in hockey is the equivalent of at least 6-0 in mlb. buwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! go habs go!
also, the stool has been around since 2001? whudda thunk it?
That’s ten words, but whatever… I guess the point is that he can name six different contestants on American Idol and that is, somehow, someway, NOT totally fucking gay?
Ohhhh I must be mistaken who was it you picked again this year?????
Ohh…wait….
that pink hat podt was the end of i tand ,you know it
at least none of us are the father of that girl who fucked some dude on a piss covered floor for the whole world to see. in that regard, what a great night
(goodnight Pedies Lazer Show….don’t pee on the floor)
Hey look on the bright side.
35 years from now, another team will come along and do the same thing and we will forget all about this night.
Why the fuck couldn’t Gagne have been healthy the whole series so we just got swept.
Actually Bubbles is a great name. The crackhead snitch from the Wire was named Bubbles and he was one of the best characters. My friend made this name anyways, not me.
i still think the yankees losing the alcs was the biggest choke
The more I think about it, I don’t think this is worse than the Yankees collapse. The Yankees won game 3 of that series, what, 19-8. So they were obviously in the midst of slaughtering the Red Sox. And not to mention, Rivera, supposedly the best closer ever, gave it up in games 4 and 5. So by that logic, I’d still have to say the Yankees are the biggest chokers ever. But that doesn’t take away from the anger I’m experiencing now.
im not mad, just dissapointed
The Yankees collapse was worse. Due to the history of both teams.
Thing is, it is 2010 now, not 04. So who gives a fuck what happened 6 years ago. Boston fans have to deal with this right now, laughable man.
Pres, you’ll burn for this!
EP I’ll throw you a bone…..here’s a bet for you (Mike Adams bets with his “fans”)……
Since you already picked a loser…..pick your winner of the remaining AI contestants…….I get the field….
You win… dinner of your choice in town and same goes if I win….
(holding hand out to make the bet ((no homo)) )
» Mitch Cumstein said: { May 14, 2010 – 10:05:09 }
Also, for all the “fans” at the game throwing towels, beers, etc at the Bruins, do us a favor and don’t come to games next year and kill yourselves. Yes it was a major collapse but backing your team doesn’t include turning in to a huge cock sucker when they lose.
Well said sir, no call for that shit.
Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. The Bruins were lucky they made it to the playoffs. Blame injuries, blame lack of experience, do whatever the fuck it is pessimist do… but know this; they are getting a STUD 2nd overall next year. And yes, we are talking the likes of Crosby or Ovechkin… fucking franchise player! And the fans throwing shit, have honestly not watched a single hockey game all fucking year. Im still pissed they lost though.
brady man chrush im alive no peep pee on floor maytbe bed tho
You know how I know your gay? when a blog comment board turns into an American Idol pissing match
2nd rate team, 2nd rate town, 1st Rate Losers
That there even has to be a debate whether this was worse than the ’04 Yankee gag job just speaks to how very, very, very awful this choke is. Is it worse? Who the fuck cares! It’s a horrendous, historical fucking loss. Besides, in 2004 the world rejoiced because it was the Yankees. Today? National day of mourning. End of story.
Awful choke job. I mean the only thing that could be worse than this being up 0-3 against your arch nemesis and having something like a 100 year rival after getting the best player in baseball.
True Bruins fans didn’t “die” because of this loss. A true Bruins fan who followed the Bruins all season would recognize that this team would not have won the Stanley Cup. If the offensive firepower of the Flyers was too overwhelming, are you gonna tell me they would have been able to keep up with those horses out west? Hell, the Sharks’ first fucking line probably scored as many goals as the Bruins top 12 goalscorers combined. Same with the Blackhawks. Yes, the Bruins collapsed. But how epic a collapse is it when the better team wins the series? This was a case of the Flyers losing one-goal games early and turning the tables on the weaker team. The Bruins losing Krejci and Sturm threw them out of rhythm completely, and they need to make some improvements for next season. Certainly the #2 overall pick (so help me God, let it be Taylor Hall!) will help, as well as the #17 pick in that first round, the #2 pick in the second round (from Toronto also), AND Toronto’s first round pick in 2011. Say what you want, but this team is 100% built for the future, and coming 1 goal shy of the conference semifinals is a lot more than anyone expected entering these playoffs.
SUCK IT BOSTON! YOU JUST GOT A PHILLY BEATDOWN IN BEANTOWN. LET’S GO FLYERS!!!!!!!!
Fuck that kid. He has no idea what pain is. None.
Who’s that one towards G-Dub?