Would You Blow A Guy To Have A Threesome With Bar Refaeli and Candice Swanepoel?
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So somebody tweeted me this question today. This is the most obvious answer of all time right? Of course I would. Duh. . I’d swallow and everything. And it wouldn’t even have to be Lord Lambert either. I’d blow the Sparechange Guy for christ sakes. I just don’t know how anybody would say no to this. Just close your eyes and do it. The reward is so worth it. I don’t want to turn Barstool into a juvenile romper room or anything, but lots of people were calling me gay for my answer. It just stunned me. A threesome with the 2 most beautiful women in the world? Prison rape may be worth it. So sucking a little dick would be the biggest no brainer in the history of earth. And obviously Candice gets the money shot. Sorry Bar.
I’d even cup da balls!
It would probably be Bieber for you. But yea, if the chips were down I think this would be a very doable situation.
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!
Maybe a decent looking tranny with huge tits, because that’s not gay, thats bisexual
its only gay if you like it afterwards
my penis says yes, my mind says no
ummm no.
Well, I’d really like to call you a fag…but that ass.
Just bring your wife to a donkey show and maybe she’ll become interested in having sex with you again.
ummm, yup
The bigger question is who would know about your deal with the devil. You need to consider the fact you would be known as “the guy _____ to have a threesome with Bar Rafaeli and Candice Swanepoel” if that title includes “who blew a man” in the middle of it.
The “reward” for you would be the load.
What are you? A homo?
Stretch marks on her left tit. Kill her.
For you guys that say Yes, get ready for Jewboy to flirt with you, hes really just trying to find a guy who he can finally get some man love from.
God dammit. Right tit.
The fuck is a romber room?
the answer is no…fuck is wrong with some of you?
Nice after thought there Pres. Now post some of those Swanepoel nudes I sent you earlier this week.
well pres you only had to blow the guy but if you want to get prison raped too i guess thats fine
Would you blow Maurice? You never mentioned blowing a black.
Two types of people in this world: people who suck dick and people who dont
The fuck is wrong with you David? You’re a god damn internet mogul allegedly. Go put your fucking $2 Million internet dollars to work…you should be banging model skanks and shit but you’re fantasizing about blowing a dude so you can pre-cum down the leg of Bar Raefali. Real nice…
I think I would. So long as its not a really gross, fat, smelly, hairy guy. Normal, regularly bathing dude, done deal.
I’d get gangbanged by the cast of Moonshiners just to be in the same room as those two.
Edit: also no black guys.
I would bring gaystoolie with me so that we would both be winners, he gets to give free head and I get a threesome.
Bar Rafaeli kind of looks like Carmen from Always Sunny in that last pic. So you might have to suck that dick
So there I am balls deep in this dude right…and he’s crying. So I finish up on his back and go to the bathroom to wash up. So 5 minutes later I come out of the bathroom and this motherfucker is still in my bed and I say, “Hey, get out of my bed! What do you think I’m fucking gay!?”
Brutal question. The answer is NO FUCKING WAY but a brutal question.
That’s sad. Making excuses to suck a dick
My guess is Pres would be sucking some cock that takes longer to cum than he does…so he would sucking dick longer than he would be fucking Bar and Swan.
does sucking your own dick count?
Only if the threesome party is 24 hours. I’d last about 3 minutes tops fucking either one so I’m gonna need multiple pops.
I’m not surprised by pres’s answer but I am befuddled by the widespread support for it in the comments section. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is the upgrade between the pussy you get now to those chicks seriously worth blowing a dude?
I might blow a dude for some outrageous amount of money, but not a fucking chance I’d do it if my return was something sexual. If I blew a dude, I’m not sure I’d be able to get it up for years. Plus, the fact that you had a threesome with two hot chicks does not undo the fact the you still sucked another man’s dick. The memory of the latter will haunt your dreams for far longer than you’ll remember the former.
Threesome’s are overrated.
Not for those two. For Beckinsale and Menounos, yes.
Do I have to stick my finger up his ass?
Bar Refaeli is not that hot
Wonder what gaystoolies answer would be if he HAD to have a threesome with those two.
Kenny Tyler is not that hetero.
Ummm, errrr, ewwww!
Bosox24 nailed it so completely it’s not even funny. Kudos, good sir.
I would deep throat Jerry Sandusky if I could fuck these two.
And there’s know whey Gaystoolie wouldn’t bang these two. I’m pretty sure it’s human instinct that any mammal on the planet would take a threesome with Bar and Candice.
No, I would never be able to get over blowing a dude. You could tell me I could have free reign on every girl in the world and it’d be no. call me gay
if your a stoolie youll enjoy this http://larrybrownsports.com/football/rob-gronkowski-partying-no-shirt-on/173022
stroke the shaft. fondle the balls. swallow the gravy
I’d pay $100 to listen to Swanepoel piss in a tin cup over the phone.
If the Swan’s pussy looks anything like her overlapping toes then no.
Fuck that… I’d rather get some prostitutes and pass on a shot in the eye.
I would say no, unless it would take the dude less than one minute to get off.
First it’s a threesome with Bar and Swampole, then it’s for the ring girl, then a regular smokeshow, then any girl, and pretty soon Pres’ sucking dick to fuck a slumpbuster in an MBTA bathroom, and pretty soon he just cuts the girl/girls out entirely…
Only if I get them for the whole night and just get to go apeshit. Anything I want, they’ll do.
If you’ll suck 1 dick you’ll suck all dicks and then you’re just a cock sucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83j4ICes2i4
To have any pride ud have to say no, but if anal w those 2 was included….very tempting.
I’m only going to last 20 seconds with these two broads. No amount of Scope will wash the taste of load out of my mouth. With that said, NO WAY!
I don’t think I could suck a dick just not an option for me
just fucking die already.
you need to build 1000 bridges to be considered a bridgebuilder. but suck 1 cock and youre a cocksucker
that 3 some would last about 4 seconds…but id still do it
Any 1 that would suck a cock is gay, before, during, after. Think about what Ur saying u Jew fag. You’d suck another man’s cock 2 Fuck these broads????? Your betta off offering them a drink and slippin a mickey.
El Pres would let Ray Lewis ass rape his wife for this 3some. El Pres is just a broken person.
You know what they say, you build 1,000 bridges you’re a bridge builder. You suck one cock and you’re a cocksucker for life
Yes but only if..
1) I get at least 2 hours with them, am allowed to take like 10 Viagra and don’t have to wear a condom.
2) They agree to anal, facials and preferably a2m.
3) I am allowed to video tape it for personal reference.
4) I get to pick the guy, and never have to see his face.
5) Max time limit of the BJ is like 8 min.
6) NOBODY ever finds out about the blowjob.
It would be the best damn blow job that dude ever got, no lies.
pres you would blow a guy just to blow a guy
if you suck a dude off and YOU get a boner?? then THAT’S fuckin gay
the answer to any question which begins “would ou blow a guy…” is always no.
“would you blow a guy to save your mother from hitler-cancer?” nope. sorry mom.
pres would blow a guy for $100 internet dollars
If you let me have the 3some first, I’d brush my teeth with dicks
Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and say this is sarcasm you pillow biter.
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I’m 100% convinced that if I had a threesome with these two, I’d take a gun out of the bedside table, put it in my mouth, and pull the trigger when I was done. There’s just no way I could accomplish anything better after it. And I’m not even entertaining the question of sucking dicks you fucking cocksucker
No
About we do the threesome thing first, then we’ll see what happens
And by the way, just the fact that you brought the question up, makes you gay!
Hilarious that prezzy is obviously kidding then you got stoolies jumpin in with “if i get to pick the guy” and “only if he cums in like 8 seconds”. homo city
gaystoolie… would u have a threesome with 2 chicks to suck off Leo? i bet u would u sly dog..
could i jerk off while i was giving the blowie?