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TMZ -We’re told Spencer has contacted the Rolls-Royce of porn — Vivid Entertainment — and is asking for a meeting. As we first reported, Heidi has threatened to sue Spencer over a tell-all book — but she has not made any mention of a sex tape. Unclear if the alleged sex tape with Heidi is pre or post-op. Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch tells us, “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag.” He continues, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.” Spencer has told a friend that the alleged tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”

 

So the rumor on the street is that that Spencer and Heidi are about to release a sex tape. Shocker right? Supposedly Vivid Entertainment is going to buy it for a cool 5 million dollars. I guess I’m not really surprised by any of this, but my question is who wants to see Heidi and Spencer fuck? Not me. I mean I’m way more freaked out by Heidi than attracted to her. Now if we were talking Audrina this would be a different story. But Heidi? No thanks. In fact as gay as this sounds Spencer would almost be a bigger draw for me here. Not to check out his dick or anything but he’s just such an asshole I’m a little curious what he’d be like in bed. Again not the way he fucks, but the shit he says to Heidi. I bet it would be pretty funny.

Anyway all this talk about sex tapes got me thinking again to who I would pay to see in a porn. So without further ado here is my updated top 10 Porn Wish List;

 

10. Blake Lively

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Barely making this list was Blake Lively. Don’t get me wrong I love Blake but I just got the feeling she is a dead fish in the sack. So I almost didn’t put her on here because I didn’t want to ruin her for me. Like when you find out a chick you like fucked some scum bag or something. But I got to know the truth. I got to know whether my infatuation is warranted or not.

 

9. Bar Refaeli

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The only question mark with putting Bar on this list is I’m not even sure I’m worthy of beating off to her. Like she’s so fucking perfect that I feel like if I don’t have the best beat off session of all time it would be an insult to her. Regardless this would be like buying a ticket to watch Jordan or Jim Brown in their prime. When your 80 years old you can tell your grandkids you saw Bar Refaeli throw down dick at the top of her game.

8. Kelly Brook

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Just too sexy not to be on this list. In fact if this was actually fucking chicks instead of watching them fuck she may be my #1. Just oozes dick wrecker out of every pore of her body.

7. Hilary Duff

 

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I’m sure this is a hit or miss person for many people. And yes it kind of sucks that she’s married . And no I wouldn’t want to see her banging her husband. But she’s the type of sneaky slut who may just go bang a dude on the side and take the world by storm. I’m telling you there is just something dirty about Hilary Duff. I think when the lights go down the freak comes out. That’s what I’m banking on here.

6. Chanel from Fantasy factory

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She’s cool. She’s hot. She’s funny. Now the question is can she fuck? And this is kind of the definition of my porno watching list. Like I don’t think anybody would say Chanel can go toe to toe with supermodels strictly on looks and shit. But personality counts and I want to see what girls like this are really like when it counts.

5. Stacey Kiebler

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Two words. Doggy Style. I just hope she doesn’t bring her new serious Stacey Kiebler attitude with her to the sack. Hey bitch we saw you on spring break and in the WWF. Stop trying to be professional.

4. Shakira

Every time I see Shakira her ass I’m fucking mesmerized. I mean anybody who can move and shake like that has to be on this list. Do you think she just gets on top and then goes crazy? Probably doing that She-Wolf shit as she gobbled down your cock.

3. Erin Andrews

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The good news with this one is it’s just a matter of time. Like you know a sex tape is coming soon. And if her first peephole performance was any indication, her sex tape will be lights out. Probably doing shit you didn’t even know existed and just being a total whorebag. And then she’ll scream bloody murder as she graces the front page of every magazine in the country talking about how she was exploited. I can’t fucking wait.

2. Heidi Watney

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Heidi was kind of a no brainer for this list. We see her every day. She kind of has a bitchy side to her. She bangs everybody on the Red Sox. She likes to party. Enough talk Heidi. It’s gametime. Let’s go. I can only beat off to your bobblehead doll for so long.

1. Jessica Biel

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I’ve been infatuated with Jessica Biel for far too long to not see how she is in the sack. I mean she’s been waving that ass in my face for like a decade now. Just taunting me everywhere I go. Plus you always hear those mysterious Tufts rumors that you know aren’t true about how she used to light entire dorms rooms on fire. Seriously I’d sell the First Lady in a heart beat to get my hands on a sex tape of her.

 

UPDATED BONUS CHICK

Maria Menounos

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I’m not sure how I didn’t have Maria Menounos on this list. Shame on me. I apologize Maria. Rest assured I’d pay top dollar to watch you fuck. I didn’t mean to insult you. It won’t happen again.