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22 Responses to Yet Another Pussy Soccer Player Takes A Dive

1. 
   by Kenny Tyler on March 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm

   The sad part is that you think you’re funny
2. 
   by 120IQ on March 28, 2011 at 5:39 pm

   Who the fuck is white panda?
3. 
   by CAPSLOCKMAN on March 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm

   “JJ GOES DOWNNNN”
4. 
   by ....... on March 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm

   You stop moving your feet and you’re dead
   
   
   Holy fuck are people seeing this? I mean that sentence is 100% grammatically correct. first time ever? Looks like now that Barstool is a virtual White Pages Dave Jewnoy finally takes the time to use the correct form of the word “You’re.”
5. 
   by tee24 on March 28, 2011 at 1:42 pm

   As a parent I would find it hard not to boot that ginger in the teeth.
6. 
   by 120IQ on March 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

   right on …. I didn’t even notice the “you’re” but I wouldn’t be shocked if he simply paste the whole story from BSNY
7. 
   by Kenny Tyler on March 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm

   It was posted on the U last week
8. 
   by I need a detox on March 28, 2011 at 1:52 pm

   2nd rate fucking blog.

   maybe someday pres.
9. 
   by BlackDude on March 28, 2011 at 1:58 pm

   Elpres how are your brackets doing? I fucking beasted 610 and detox and crushed in my other bracket, go UCONN
10. 
    by carlsweetchuck on March 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    ……. says:
    March 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    You stop moving your feet and you’re dead.
    
    
    “[T]hat sentence is 100% grammatically correct.”

    Only at U. Michigan.  The sentence should have started with an “If,” and a comma is missing after “feet.” 
11. 
    by jmcnutty on March 28, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Should read

    “If you stop moving your feet, you’re dead”
12. 
    by ataribigby17 on March 28, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    come on pres…i know you were a GDI at Michigan and you are a pathetic tool who is playing up your arrogant persona to make some cash, but at least watch the videos you post before posting a smug, erroneous comment.
13. 
    by classless on March 28, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Where is the subsequent parent brawl video?
14. 
    by pitcher24 on March 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    This video really confused me.  I see the title on the video itself is “Children’s football game turns nasty”, but I don’t see any children playing football.  They’re all playing some other European game that white Cambridge and Westboro kids play.  Where’s the football?
15. 
    by DK_Killscreen on March 28, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    “ to set up his shot and get away it?  ”
    Fail
16. 
    by Joe Kickass on March 28, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Fucking punk ass JJ elbowed Ginger in the face to take the ball in the first place.  Kid just got a first hand lesson in sporting life.
17. 
    by dirty30 on March 28, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    dear everyone on the grammar police force.  you’re all fags.  shut the fuck up.
18. 
    by teeballallstar on March 28, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    we are the only country to call it soccer. the rest of the world calls it football dumbass
19. 
    by jimnasium on March 28, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    If that was Pres’ kid the goalie would be able to smack him in the nose.
20. 
    by whitelightning on March 28, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    I can’t wait until someone funny like Tosh.0 makes fun of this clip
21. 
    by Leroy on March 28, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    In every English-speaking country except the UK it is called soccer at least half the time, as well as in Japan.  It’s mostly the Euros and the former Spanish and French colonies which call it football.
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