You Ain’t Living Till You’ve Been To Soapland
I saw Mo posted this today. Just rubbing my Asian infatuation in my face. Fuck St. Barths. I need to go to Soapland. Shit is legit as hell. And I know what you’re thinking. Hey Pres isn’t this basically porn? Nope. Not if it’s on youtube it’s not. Need to get my dick soaped. Need to.
I want to go to soapland!
I chink thats porn but I could be wong.
Problem is if I showed my girlfriend this video to give it a shot she would kick the shit out of me for watching porn.
Spent a year in Japan when I was in the Marines. $150 gets you a fuck experience like you wouldn’t believe. In hindsight, however, I kind of wish I had put all of that money into a 401K.
Soap FTW!!!
Have you even ever seen Renee naked?
There’s ton of places like this in Chinatown. You just gotta walk thru the stores wit all the dead cats and cockaroaches, walk past the bootleggers on the 2nd floor. Knock 3 times on the door, the secret password is D-16 then pay Renee and your in.
Go to Thailand. They make this video look Rated PG
that Harbor Bomber has a nice fart box on her
Its called NuRu massage if you want the porn version
Surprised by the size of the side-tucked eggroll boner that he was sporting in that last shot. He must be like Mandingo over there.
http://www.nurumassage.com. For some reason they started using white girls recently. Just skip past that nonsense and go to the Asians.
I fapped but now I’m confused. Did that guy really not get a hard-on with that chick grinding all over him? Is it even legal to put gays in like that?
this is fucking awesome
make with the louisville smoke from the sugar bowl
What goes no deployment stays on deployment. That being said, any more than three just becomes crowd control.
Just like a carwash
I 110% need this done to me. Not by my girlfriend though, she’s terrible in bed and I hate her.
There’s one in Manhattan that’s called Soapland and droves of NURU spots… like a real city.
so am i the only one who thought the asian smoke was wasn’t hot?
theres a whole genre of porn based off of what i just watched. no complaints, except that its not porn and im lazy
Obviously this isn’t porn, none of it is blurry.
SOAPLAND BLACKOUT!!! yeaaaa foam was cool…imagine ow cool soap is..
FahKN SOAP!!!!!!!
Yeah, need to put that one on the bucket list. Fuck!
Go to Montreal. Find Karma Sutra Massage. You’re Welcome.
Sex slaves doin the damm thing
I love how it’s not considered prostitution. You’re only paying for a really good massage from a hot naked chick. At the end, she only fucks you because she’s in love with you.
The fact you run a “smut blog” but have never been to a rub and tug with a table shower is baffling. Where is your credibility? You pussy whipped dicknose