At first I thought I was going to make fun of this condom delivery boy. But guess what?  He had me second I saw him wearing that  flashing light helmet to make his deliveries.  From that point on I was sold.  Totally and completely on Team Condom Delivery Boy.   I mean isn’t this what all nerds should aspire to?  If you’re not getting laid figure out a way to make money by helping other people get laid.  Bro just hustling it through the hallways getting people their condoms.  Do you condom boy.  Do you.

PS – How about this squid?  Outkicked his coverage by a mile.  Good for him.