At first I thought I was going to make fun of this condom delivery boy. But guess what? He had me second I saw him wearing that flashing light helmet to make his deliveries. From that point on I was sold. Totally and completely on Team Condom Delivery Boy. I mean isn’t this what all nerds should aspire to? If you’re not getting laid figure out a way to make money by helping other people get laid. Bro just hustling it through the hallways getting people their condoms. Do you condom boy. Do you.
PS – How about this squid? Outkicked his coverage by a mile. Good for him.