You Face Still Sucks Asshole
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despicable…there are so many philosophical reasons for why this is shameful and wrong
Baseball’s integrity has reached rock bottom
hey yankee fan, enjoy your purchase.
Your tears sustain me.
That pic is disgusting. What is it?
Always enjoy a good “Bought” or “purchase” comment!
Hooray America!!
only guy in baseball who still cant get laid…
$1,578,299,197 since you paid for your last title.
worth it? eh…
it’s not the yankees winning that gets me….it’s that A-Rod gets a goddamn ring. there’s never been a less deserving champion that that douchebag.
Pedro shoulda dusted Matsui like he did in 2004. Oh well.
Matsui has a legendary porn collection – seriously – so he has that going for him.
I didn’t watch after the fourth inning. were there any Jeter fistpumps? did Alrod openly fellate Jeter on the top step of the dugout?
Call him what you want, as long as you call him World Series Champ and MVP.
picture of the assholes wife…
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/28/alg_matsui_wife.jpg
and was anyone else bothered by Joba wearing his cum-soaked hat all through the playoffs? you woulda thought MLB would have told his boyfriend to use something else for a cum rag.
OMG take that picture off! i puked in my mouth and swallowed it.
Holy Shit! The Yankees won the World Series! Who ever would have thought it? Wow, I’m so inspired by those plucky millionaire juicers that I’m going to dedicate my next turd to those heroes in pinstripes. Maybe now the Steinburgers will loosen those pursestrings and spend some real money to keep this band of brothers together.
Best team money could buy. Incredible win. 2 more out of the next 4 and they got what they paid for.
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/a-rod-gay.jpg
Was there a baseball game on tonight? Huh, didn’t notice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKEahTYmE-4
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2009/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=4599154
in far more important news the celtics continue there undefeated season and inevitable world championship…. on another note you can tell NY hasn’t won anything in a while the STANKEES celebrate like its 1927
Can’t expect anything but hate here….. but it feels nice having to change my barstool handle for the right reasons.
Now if WordPress can just send me the password for 27to7.
ha calling Matsui an asshole is like turning down free booze…you just don’t do it and if you do you’re a prick
Aah, did those big bad Yankees just win another title? Come on Saux fans join in: “wAAAAAAAHHHHHH” Cry me a river…. Yanks Dominate, Sox get humiliated.
I dont watch baseball so i dont really care. Baseball sucks. I monkey can organize a championship baseball team. Just give him a billion dollers.
C’mon Sox fans. The Sox tried “buying” Texiera too. That said, as a Sox fan….Yankees won, and so what? I’m not gonna lose sleep over it. Guess Girardi has to change his number to 28 next season.
I could care less about them spending to win. If MLB allows it, then they can take advantage of it.
What I can’t F’n stand is sitting here watching KNOWN and ADMITTED cheaters, Arod and Pettitte, celebrating like they just did something.
Quit embracing these 2 idiots who knowingly cheated the game.
oh, and P fucking S.
It may just be me, but shouldn’t the WS MVP be able to speak the fucking language?
You’ve been in this country for 6 fucking years now. Make a fucking effort to learn its language you ugly fuck.
Derekio,
If you root for the NFL every week or watch the games, stop whining about steroid use. The only joke here is the double standard that goes with baseball : somebody gets caught using, he is hated on forever. In the NFL, you get a couple of games suspension and nobody cares.
On that note, Matsui speaking Japanese makes more sense than Damon trying to speak english.
tissue?
who gives a fuck
For all the idiots who say the team is “bought” then basically the Celtics last championship is “bought”…..KG and Ray Allen aren’t lifetime Celtics! Get real.
At least we still have the C’s
» Sivart said: { Nov 5, 2009 – 09:11:00 }
For all the idiots who say the team is “bought” then basically the Celtics last championship is “bought”…..KG and Ray Allen aren’t lifetime Celtics! Get real.
Different in hoop because all the teams can afford the players, for the most part. Minnesota didn’t trade Garnett because of money, they traded him because they knew by the time they turned it around Garnett would be past his prime. Celtics had the best young pieces to acquire him.
With that said, all this crying over baseball salaries is ridiculous if you’re a Sox fan. Sox got Schilling, Manny, etc, etc because they bought them. Maybe if you’re in Pittsburgh or KC you can complain.
Sivart that was an excellent fucking point…..ive never agreed more……..such a double standard and its hilarious how these Boston fans can call the Yanks team bought when their precious Celtics are the exact same thing
The Yankees spent over 1 BILLION DOLLARS. That is by far the most out of any team in any sport. Wheather you want to admit it or not YOU DID BUY THE TITLE. It was inevitable, the yankees were going to win. If you spend that ridiculous amount of money and don’t win the WS then there is something seriously wrong with that
Allen and Garnett came to Celtics via trades. Can’t compare Celtics and Yankees. Yankess bought it all the way. What is higher, our national deficit or Yankees payroll this decade?
Who really cares, of course Yankees were going to win one of these years. Spending $200+ million a year, I am surprised it took 9 long years actaully. That is the amazing news.
shoulda been a sweep with the kind of money they spent. Montreal Canadiens of the MLB…
Matsui looks like Shemp from the 3 stooges
mmmmmmmmm the sweet sweet tears of red sox fans….delish!!!!!!!!!
I love how all Yankee haters bitch about how much money the Yanks spend. There is more than one multi gilllionaire owner in baseball, the fact that George outspends them is irrelevant. They all have the same chance and opportunity. Most of the clubs just opt not to do it. The reason Mark Cuban wasn’t allowed to buy the Cubs is because the rest of the owners didnt want another Steinbrenner to compete with.
I’m a Reds fan and they suck so I didn’t really have a dog in this fight. Was rooting for the NL but had no problem with the Yanks winning. Afterall, the comment section wouldn’t be as much fun if they had lost. Love listening to you Sox fans cry. Should be a good day to read both sides of The Stool.
Wait till the salary cap you yankeee loving whores. Go fuck yourself
Boston fans are just the scum of the earth arent they? They’re almost as bad as philly fans. Seriously, cry me a fuckin’ river. The red sux went after eery player the yankees got. A-Rod, Tex, even Carl fuckin’ Pavano!! If they werent such cheap fucks, they might’ve gotten some of them including resigning Damon. You see what he did in this series? You’d rather bitch about the players getting the money, then complain about the greedy owners keeping the money. Cry me a fuckin’ river, boston. I know, i know. it sucks to be in boston already. But not winning anything since the celtics “bought” their championship must make living in boston even worse.
P.S. – Anyone of you try moving to Japan and try mastering the language and doing an MVP speech on national TV. DOes his talking with the bat, so shut the fuck up.
You do realize the celts play under a salary cap right? you do realize they’re the best team in NBA history right? you do realize they won 8 fuckin championships in a row right? you do realize the knicks have the same cap and they fuckin suck right? you do realize how stupid it is to just bring in the past every time you talk about a franchise right? should i just cap off every single knick regular season win with, “doesn’t matter, celts are the best team of all time!!!!”
point is, it’s nothing special for the yanks to win. if you’re a lifelong yankee fan, how could you honestly give a fuck they won? they won 27 series, so how in the hell could you be happy about this one??? omg 9 years?!?!!??! the red sox on the other hand winning in 04, that was special why? cuz they were the underdog, they beat goliath, they came down from 3-0, etc. etc. congrats yankees, you “met expectations.” looks great at a performance review ey? the yankees should be flat out ashamed of themselves if they can’t win the world series every year. the fact they went 9 is pathetic. it only speaks to the fact that they are a sad, sad franchise if they can still lose to a team like the Marlins, with a payroll smaller than A-Rod’s.
Honestly yankee fans, who the fuck cares if you won? Go 162-0, then you could say you actually did something with your team that was out of the ordinary.
NukeBoston was definitely molested by a trusted religious official in boston, then possibly by uncle charlie too. The world would be better without you. stop being an internet tough guy and start sucking dick for money in stead of just sucking dick becuase you like it.
LOL. i obviously hit a nerve with this cunt. Was anything I said in my post wrong? Being a boston fan, waiting those 86 years. It must definitely suck! It just baffles me that boston cunts bitch about “buying” championships when the Yankees win with home grown talent as well thru trades and free agency. During the ’90s dynasty, they were made up of Yankee farm system players. Whereas the red sux only recently started paying attention to scouting. Keep sucking, Boston. Hope Garnett doesnt hurt his knee this season. Then all the “at least we have the celtics” talk would end.
P.S. The 72-win Bulls would beat any celtic team in history.
Right, cuz A-Rod, Tex, CC, Burnett…those guys are home grown talent.
And you’re also right in your prior post, living in Boston sucks. I would much rather hit up the NYC clubs and the Jersey Shore with these guys, they’re the real tough motherfuckers
http://bestworstthings.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/02_mtv_guidos2.jpg
Celtics young talent and draft picks were traded for Garnett and Allen. Rondo, Pierce, and Perkins were drafted by the Celtics. There is a salary cap in basketball. Lets stop the Yankees and Celtics “buying” a title comparison.
No further questions…..
The Yankees are the only team that can keep all their talent after winning a World Series. Every other team has an immediate loss of at least some top players as they go for the big bucks. The Yankees ARE the big bucks. That’s why one championship turns into many for them. It’s not rocket science.
“But not winning anything since the celtics “bought” their championship must make living in boston even worse.”
-its been one season since then
“you do realize they won 8 fuckin championships in a row right?…you do realize how stupid it is to just bring in the past every time you talk about a franchise right?”
-you just called yourself stupid
the lack of intelligence in some of these posts is beyond belief
that was my point unbiased. how stupid it is to just bring up the past over and over like yankee fans do. its just pointless to use the past as ur basis in every sports argument
once again..he’s been here 6 years.
learn the fucking language hong kong phooey
i dont blame hideki for that, our languages are so opposite. it’s one thing for an italian or a spaniard like pau gasol to learn english, but japanese is so far opposite. and you have to consider he really only hears baseball terms in english, which even americans dont understand if they don’t follow baseball. in his personal life he’s 100% japanese speaking