You’re Insane If You Think I’m Not Buying The UpRight Sleeper
youtube – It might look like something the doctor ordered for a neck injury. But this odd contraption could provide a solution for commuters faced with the embarrassing problem of falling asleep on fellow passengers. According to manufacturers, The UpRight Sleeper, allows the user a ‘peaceful slumber while sitting up straight in a car, train or plane’. It is the latest in a line of so called ‘snooze accessories’. It moves around to accommodate different head shapes and sizes, and a back strap is fitted between the wearer’s back and seat to keep everything in place.
Every time I take a lengthy bus, train, or plane ride, without fail I’m annihilated drunk and usually pass out shortly into the trip. And I always wake up with my neck all twisted and sore and the person next to me giving me death looks like I definitely did a lot of annoying shit to them. Well all of these traveling problems and more would be solved by the UpRight Sleeper. Sure it looks a little stupid, sure people will think you’re a psycho, sure someone will take a picture of you and upload it to social media and you’ll get made fun of by strangers. But it’s a small price to pay for comfort. Give me a pair of fake open-eye glasses like Homer Simpson wears in jury duty and I may never be conscious again.

J-mac, who the fuck are you
I’m the weekend blogger that only writes during the weekday.
I’m getting this for all the chicks that blow me. that way when i pick them up extremly drunk they don’t pass out on the floor. they pass out with my dick in their mouth.
$47 seems like a bargain here
Shit, just grow a couple extra chins and the problem is solved.
@5MinuteMajor….just ask KFC what the secret is to extra chins
Would this also fix pres’ deformed hunchback neck?
you could wear one of those and have a jar out to collect money…people think your disabled and drop money into the jar while you nap…thing will pay for itself in the first day
Nice to see Obama had time to VoiceOver a commercial during the campaign
So you’re gonna bring this out to the bar and carry it around, get annihilated drunk, then set it up on the train, bus, etc. Stupid. You comment was actually hilarious though.
funny shit
NO WAY!!! the Skymall Inovation Award!!!