Zambian President Gets Pissed on By a Monkey


 
LUSAKA (Reuters) – A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a news conference on Wednesday. Banda softly shouted: “You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket,” and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair. “Perhaps these are blessings,” he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats at the State House presidential offices. Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda’s residence and his office.

Well I’m not saying I’d go out and start buying Powerball tickets if I was the Zambian president, but I’m also not saying I wouldn’t. I mean everybody knows it’s a harbinger of good fortune any time you get pissed on by a monkey. Just like it is when a bird shits on your head. Basically, any time an animal defecates on you, you know things are going in the right direction.  Rumor has it Don Larsen took a Cleveland Steamer from his neighbor’s German shepherd the night before he pitched a perfect game. Don’t believe me? You could look it up. I’m just saying, if I were a venture capitalist, I’d keep my eye on the Zambian economy.. just another tip from the Stool.

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Manzo   |  Random Thoughts   |  06/25/09, 2:43 pm    | 

15 People have left comments on this post



» scruples said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:53 }

manzo – you should get pissed on before you write your next post.

and way to set up the african/monkey jokes.

» scruples said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:15 }

Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda’s residence and his office.

what a fucking layup. almost worth the ban.

» Pattyb said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:46 }

Manzo … your girl got pissed on by many monkeys and then she met you … i wouldn’t call that lucky.

» Lugo is a vag said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:56 }

Someone should piss on Danny Ainge for running his mouth the way he is about Rondo…

» scruples said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:38 }

where danny ainge would find some monkeys??

» Monty Capuletti said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:56 }

Pattyb brings nothing to the table.

» LebowskiUrbanAchiever said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:01 }

Rondo is as good as gone.

» itsMurda said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 02:06:30 }

In related news, R. Kelly will continue his world wide tour despite poor ticket sales.

» Pattyb said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 03:06:22 }

Sorry Monty …

» Pattyb said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 03:06:03 }

Rondo is not worth the max and thats what he wants… trade em

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 03:06:09 }

Pattyb

bring some bacon and eggs for us

» Pattyb said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 03:06:39 }

senator … you talk about weed like i did when i was 13 .. grow up .. NERD

» collateral said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 04:06:17 }

BBC got the footage:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8117649.stm

Fair play to the guy, he starts laughing and carries on like monkeys pissing on you is a regular occurrence

» woodyswindycity said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 04:06:29 }

Manzo sucks.

» beantownsports7 said: { Jun 25, 2009 - 08:06:37 }

Monty knows whats good

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