(Aro) A Zimbabwean woman has said in court that her marriage is teetering on the verge of collapse after she refused to have sex with a snake. Venenciah Chatima said in court that her husband Mutsvodi Makwini is forcing her to have sex with the dangerous reptile, a development which has irked her. The woman opened up at the Harare civil court where she was brought by Mutsvodi who was seeking a protection order against her. “The reason why he is divorcing me is not that I am abusing him as he claims in this court. The real issue here is that I refused to sleep with a snake. What happened was that he came home with a brand new television set and he told me that if I wanted him to bring more things at home I was supposed to have sex with a snake. Even though I refused to sleep with the snake, I have noticed that every morning I will be feeling as if I had slept with someone. As you can see I no longer have my front teeth. I lost them the day he assaulted me because I had entered our bedroom and caught my husband sleeping with his 25-year-old girlfriend on our matrimonial bed,” she said.

 

What the fuck is this husband thinking? You want your wife to fuck a snake bro? Maybe the worst animal imaginable to have her fuck. It’s no secret that one of the worst things possible is knowing your girlfriend has fucked dicks bigger than yours. It’s probably true, but it’s better to never know for sure. Way better. So why on earth would you want a living dildo swimming up your girl’s vaginal canal? That’s worse than a cuckold porn where the chubby white dude sits in the corner while Mandingo makes his wife’s labia droopier than a Dali painting. No fucking thanks. I’m self-conscious enough about my sexual prowess without watching an anaconda bear hug my wife’s gspot while a rattlesnake licks her into a coma.