Anybody Who Thinks The Texans Are In the Same Stratosphere As The Pats Is An Asshole of Epic Proportion
I just want to say that I’m not even remotely excited for this game. Or I should say I’m not more or less excited for tonight than I am for any regular season football game. There is only one big game per year for us and it takes place in New Orleans on February 3rd. Everything else is a scrimmage till then. The Texans have no chance to beat us tonight and they have no chance to beat us in the playoffs. There is only one team that can beat the Pats and that’s the Giants. Like the fact people are even calling this a big game is a joke. We outclass, outman, outgun the Texans in every facet of the game. It’s an absolute sign of disrespect to call this a big game. Maybe for an expansion franchise it is, but not for the best franchise in the history of football. Pats by 30 tonight. Book it.
Mortal Lock – Pats -5.5
your stupidity never ceases to amaze..
I used to wonder why people would continuously call you a mush, make fun of your nose, and pretty much hate you in general. But then you go and do this, and pretty much all but guarantee a Pats loss. I hate you and your hook nose.
the patented mortal jynx by el jew
add a tidbit to the “best franchise in the history of football” phrase that says “since 2003″
Pats 45 Houston 17
If a smokeshow puts on a ton of weight, do they still get free tixs to Barstool events?
recent trends state that teams who have players who die win the next game they play, so maybe someone on the texans should kill a teammate so they have a chance
The only reason you predicted this is so that you could come back tomorrow or after the game and say, “hey look at me, look at what I predicted.” You’re a piece of shit
Great, now theyre going to lose. Whyd you have to go and stick your nose into it? Pun intended.
Pres get your head out of your ass. Pats facing top three running back and defense. Best record in the NFL and a team that will still be in first place even after we beat them tonight. This game is so important it’s ridiculous. Stop giving Patriots fans a bad rep and grow the fuck up
Well there goes any chance the Pats had to win…Your the Mush.
Are you going to just ignore that they lost to the cardinals ravens and seahawks this year?
every facet? coach and qb. granted, the 2 most important but if you think the pats have a better running game or defense both pass and run you have not been paying attention. with that said, i hopped on early when the line was 3.5. pats at home is easy money. but to pretened houston doesnt have talent is silly
It’ll be a close game. With Gronk, Pats by 14. Without Gronk Pats win on a FG
Just put a $100 on Houston to cover Pats 27 Hou 23
teased the shit out of HOU and over
Pats never cover … ever. Except if I were to bet against them … then they cover by 30. Unless Prez guarrantees a win and I bet against the Pats … then in that case the game breaks. It just ends.
why even metion that 7 of your 9 wins are against teams with losing records
“THERE IS ONLY 1 TEAM THAT CAN BEAT THE PATS AND THATS THE GIANTS.”
first intelligent thing you’ve ever written on this blog. congrats jewboy!
What’s the over/under on how many times the P S Gourmet Coffee comercial will be shown?
Matt Schuab’s Basby is a crossed eyed bitch. sup with this chick?
What a troll. I’m scared shitless about this game.
Count your blessings… I wouldn’t want to play Indy or Denver again.
Wow phillyboy is a real hardo. A better question would be who have the eagles beat this year? Fuck if I can recall…..
Belichick better put Wilfork on the O line, cause I don’t see any one else up to the task of stopping a JJ Watt pass rush
Texans fans getting real gay with their bulls on parade and jj swatt bullshit
@phillyboy….. Go fuck yourself you fucking cunt.
That’s weird I don’t see David Portnoy on the roster anywhere. But then why do you keep referring to the Patriots as WE?
first off, that tidbit your proclaiming would say since 2001, not 2003. And yes the pats did lose to the seahawks , ravens and cardinals. By a combined 4 points. As for the running games, you can say foster is more of a highly skilled back if that makes you feel better but team wise by the numbers they’re very close. The Texans only lead the pats by 21 rushing yards on the season, on 12 more attempts, and with 3 less tds. So honestly you don’t have much to work for that one. Houston does have a better defense overall I’ll admit, but on another note New England causes more turnovers which they turn into points. Should be a good game but Pats at home by 10.. Just another week in foxboro
Get this wanna-be Skip Bayless-style firestarting shit out of here. Obviously the Texans are a good team. Pageviews at his Pageviewiest.
Happy Hannukah Prez
Houston actually got a D u fat idiot i like em tonight. How dumb looking is JJ watt tho hes on espn right now. Nice box shaped head moron
Are you willing to bet your 1995 Sony AM/FM transistor radio from Big Lots on the Pats covering?
Pats outclass the Texans in every facet. Except the entire defense. And the running game. And wins.
Wow ESPN hasn’t spent most of the night licking Peyton Manning’s balls… amzing. Oh I know the Pats and Houston are playing but that usually doesn’t deter ESPN…
Anybody know where I could get some help with my meth addiction?
Get off the pat’s nuts pres
only the giants can beat the pats. except for the cardinals too. pats are in the worst division in football and play losing teams week in and week out. stay hot. how many SBs have you won without cheating? sweet
Hey reppinme, when did the pats move to the AFC west? Go fuck yourself.
you always fucking jinx us you fucking loudmouth troll just shut your jew beak for one time you christkiller
Only reason the Texans have only one loss is because they have two good white players, Schaub and Watts, Pats are better cuz they have Brady, Welker, Gronkowski etc.,. Goes to go show the more whites you have the better team you’ll be.
^^ that explains the whole record thing shit for brains
I seriously hate you. Your a fucking kike bastard that is a funny writer and very witty but you have zero sports knowledge.
Pres, you mushy kike. If the Pats lose I’m going to take a giant shit oustide your studio apartment door.
youtube didn’t exist the last time the pats won a “big game” then. a site that marbles has over a million page subscribers on now. get over yourself
Pats need to hope someone beats the Falcs; they can’t beat bird mascots this year
Houston in playoff form right now. They look like the team to beat
Ha, does his stupidity still amaze you @andersmb
Texans blow balls…. I’m a 9er fan first (where I was born), but the pats are 2nd (family grew up there). The texans have ZERO chance of beating the Pats. Anyone who thinks so is ignorant. Glad I bet $150 on the Pats -4.5. I probably would have taken it at -12
seanmc94 you are fucking braindead
“Pats by 30 tonight. Book it.”
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Your Heeb powers of prediction must wax during Hanukkah. Please post your top stock picks for the next two weeks.
Pats vs. Giants III coming soon
How’s that Houston and over tease working out jerkoff?
Nosestradamus
lol i’ve never wished death upon anyone, but if you took Houston tonight you should re-evaluate yourself as a man. I have seen an assfuck like that since Sandusky was banging Schaub in the showers at big state
its good to be the king…path to home field advantage starts now
we’re not worthy.
Mayo is so underrated.
instead of hating on the pats, just make money off them. bet them often, youll find yourself cheering for them
Oline and D scared the shit out of me 2 months ago. Both looked as good as anyone tonight. New Orleans indeed.
all you haters eat your fucking words. i’m with you pres
They only won by 28 you were wrong again…
LAZAH SHOW
nobody leaves a home game earlier then pats fan..
..spoiled fucks..go pats!!
..i’ll root at home till the whistle
wishing i was at foxboro..
all hail lord pres
btw..can we retire wilfork’s jersey tomorrow..
if any and i mean any other patriot wears
his number i will shit my pants..
Allow me pres. BAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Right?
Even broken clock is right twice a day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agin2uMRb2E
Did Steve Young just drop a “biggest dick in the league” line during the post game?
no biggie paytons waitin
closed captions said “biggest stick” but I know a “biggest dick” when I hear one
Holy fuck. Let me just preface this comment by saying that I am 100% aware of how fucking spoiled we as Pats fans are.
Anybody else worried that they haven’t been tested in too long? The Pats haven’t played a game that felt close in a while. In the games that look close on the scoreboard, the Pats have had the lead for basically the whole game. I don’t know if they know how to play from behind anymore, which worries me if they get off to a slow start in the playoffs.
^ I’m with you like 40%. That situation would worry me. But at the same time, we have three more games for quarterbacks/Off. Coordinators to test us any way they can.. After 16 games, you are what you are – and if that’s a team that can put a stop together when they need to, so fuckin’ be it.
This game was a statement. The statement will be punctuated by the SF game. Said that weeks ago, stand by it now. Statement = “Giants vs. Pats III: Redemptoin”
28 POINTS LOSE ENOUGH JIMMY THE GREEK STYLE
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[...] Anybody Who Thinks The Texans Are In the Same Stratosphere As The Pats Is An Asshole of Epic Proport… I just want to say that I’m not even remotely excited for this game. Or I should say I’m not more or less excited for tonight than I am for any regular season football game. There is only one big game per year for us and it takes place in New Orleans on February 3rd. Everything else is a scrimmage till then. The Texans have no chance to beat us tonight and they have no chance to beat us in the playoffs. There is only one team that can beat the Pats and that’s the Giants. Like the fact people are even calling this a big game is a joke. We outclass, outman, outgun the Texans in every facet of the game. It’s an absolute sign of disrespect to call this a big game. Maybe for an expansion franchise it is, but not for the best franchise in the history of football. Pats by 30 tonight. Book it. Mortal Lock – Pats -5.5 By elpresidente posted December 10th, 2012 at 6:30 PM Now give me an internship motherfucker I’m a communications major at Westfield State University and I am going to Barstool foam in springfield and I am going to have a great time. GO PATS! IN BELICHICK WE TRUST! I know my shit about sports Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:LikeBe the first to like this. This entry was posted in Uncategorized on December 11, 2012 by smckeon2951. [...]
^ you made me like this site less for .2 seconds.
Fired.
After reading this blog the world is definitely ending in 10 days.
I just have a lot of respect and admiration for tom brady’s willingness to do interviews over the last four years. It’s probably really hard for him to talk with eli manning’s balls dipped so deep into his mouth that he’s choking, but he still perseveres. Good for him.
^whats this ny faggot talking about ?? Giants def wont make the superbowl keep losing to the redskins u lucky faggots.
Fake giants clinging on to those 2 trash superbowls elis a joke now so enjoy watching espn classic for superbowl wins u ny pussies
Tom Fucking Brady > Every Fucking QB in NFL History
I don’t really buy the “you are what you are” at the end of the season. Last year, the Giants were what, 10-6? And they just peaked at the right time. Year before, Packers sneak into the playoffs and then fuck shit up. I just would like to see them win a comeback game against a good D to remind them what that is like.
wow, good call pres
The strategy for next weekend is built on the same principles: Stop the running back in either screen or run plays; Keep the QB in a pocket//Solid 1st down gains, play actions. Offense is going to have to use the Hurry-Up at some point, hopefully a shitload. Let it snow.
42 points on the best team in the afc, suck my dick
This is our house!! Whoaaaa ohhhh oh oh ohhh ohh ohhhhh ohh ohhh!!!!!!! Good call on the prediction, kike-boy
Fact: the Pats cheat every game
Fact: the Pats cheat even more when they play at home
Fact: The Pats are regular season bullies
Fact: The Pats are post season frauds
Fact: VoiceofReason wears clown shoes.
How do they cheat every game? Indulge me.
Ahaha, nothing is better than the annual pats fans acting like big boys before folding in the playoffs routine.
Also, “Fake giants clinging on to those 2 trash superbowls elis a joke now so enjoy watching espn classic for superbowl wins u ny pussies”
Seriously? (1) the super bowls were both within the last 5 years and agagainst your fuckin team, homey-so we’re not talking about a title from 1914 here; (2) how is that somehow “clinging on” when you’re celebrating a meaningless regular season win?
Pats will fold in the playoffs again. When was the last time the afc east was relevant?
Celebrate now because in a couple months ur precious Brady will be teary eyed and stunned covered in red white and blue NY Giants confetti. Even Davey Pageviews knows it!
Celebrate now because in a couple months ur precious Brady will be teary eyed and stunned covered in red white and blue NY Giants confetti. Even Davey Pageviews knows it!
Voiceofreason’s mama wears underwear with dickholes
Big propblem between this year’s Giants and the SB winning Giants, The defense sucks on the 2012 Giants.
if you didnt win money on this game you should kill yourself. fact
by cawk gawd on December 10, 2012 at 6:48 pm
teased the shit out of HOU and over
you go 100x on that?
100th comment. Brady is God
rexryanisafatclam, you are retarded the pats have the easiest schedule every year. im sure you would love to play the redskins twice a year instead of the jets/bills/dolphins right? RGIII would dip his nuts in brady’s mouth the same way eli has done his entire career. pats are a great team/franchise but so are the giants. keep being bitter about two SB losses its a good look.
Giants vs Patriots again. I can feel it in my plums.
“Best franchise in the history of football?” Remind me how many Super Bowls the Steelers have again?
@queen – remind everyone how many nfl championships the packers have? 13 to the steelers 6. anybody else watch brady throw 90% of his passes less than 5yds from the line of scrimmage while having 5sec as usual? he’s a legend because nobody else can do this
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha
“….the best franchise in the history of football…” What the Green Bay Packers and their 13 titles are in town???? When?
The Pats play in the AFC and have the softest schedule in the NFL. Fucking clown college of a division and conference they play in. The Niners are going to beat these soft fucks to the ground and end that December winning streak.
Hey Pirate Salsa, what’s the 9ers record vs the Rams this year? 0-1-1? STFU
Pats by 30 tonight. Book it.
Is your jewsense tingling?