Bill Belichick: World’s Greatest Son
The Daily – Once completed, Case Western Reserve University’s planned $8 million Wyant Field House will carry a familiar football name. This week, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick made an undisclosed donation that will result in the “Steve Belichick Varsity Weight Room,” in honor of the Super Bowl-winning coach’s late father. Steve Belichick was a standout football and basketball player for the former Western Reserve University, playing fullback on the 1940 Western Reserve team that beat Arizona State in the Sun Bowl on New Year’s Day in 1941. After graduating with a bachelor’s degree in business in 1941, the elder Belichick played for the NFL’s Detroit Lions before serving in World War II. He returned to Western Reserve for a master’s degree in physical education, then embarked on college coaching career that spanned five decades, including 33 years as an assistant at Navy.
As probably the only writer in the Barstool pantheon to receive TWO copies of Steve Belichick’s epic, edge-of-your-seat page turner “Football Scouting Methods” last Christmas, I have to say this honor is well deserved. And leave it to his pride & joy to step up, open his wallet and make it happen. Is there nothing Bill doesn’t do better than the rest of us? I’ve coached both my kids. I’m the low-level defensive assistant for a 6th grade JV team who’s varsity won the Super Bowl. Do you think for one second either of them is giving me tribute like this? I’m lucky if I can get them to help me shovel the front walk. But really, how often does a son do something this noble for his dad, no matter how rich and powerful he is? Zeus killed his father, Kronos, who had for his part cut his own dad Uranus’ dick off with a sickle. George W. Bush could’ve named an aircraft carrier after his dad but didn’t. Luke Skywalker cut Darth Vader’s hand off and Ray Kinsella dragged his old man out of Heaven and made him have a catch just to work out his own stupid hippie issues. But Bill Belichick proves he’s not only the best coach, evaluator of talent and seducer of hot cougars in the world, he’s the best son as well. I give it three years tops before Case Western Reserve University is playing for the BCS title. @JerryThornton1


hes a fuckin herb.
Belicheck looks alittle light on his feet in that photo
Belichik looks like a fat Eli Manning. Minus a couple inches and a correct number of chromosomes.
last documented smile by little Bill right here!
The things you have thought about doing to that kid picture of bill belichick would make sandusky blush
Is Bill’s Father Al Bundy?
Jerry Thronton: World’s Biggest Cocksucker
hey thornton, you have a small brain.
His Moms kinda hot though
I bet Jerry makes the wife dress up as Mama Belichick
Tony Mazz?
Well done Smithers
In fairness to your kids, Belichick’s dad doesn’t look like suspect A#1 for every child abduction in Massachusetts. Hard for your offspring to overlook that since they inherited your paste eating genes.
I’d tap Bill’s mom. Tight little body.
fucking idiots man
BB looks exactly the same as he does now.
I agree Smithers, but those aren’t his real parents. He’s like Superman without the body. Jor-EL sent two of his sons over. BB was the older one with brains, TB was the younger one with physical attributes. Unfortunately someone put a gender neutral easy bake oven into TB’s escape pod … But still it has worked out pretty well… All things considered. At least he isn’t queerer than a 3 dollar bill like Kneel.
But George W. Bush DID name an aircraft carrier after his dad. dude just gets no respect…
Is BB’s dad Tony Mazz?
Even when he was like fucking 12 it took every ounce of strength to muster up a smile. Seriously though any coach at any level of any sport wants to have a little belichick in ‘em.
Wonder if Belichick’s dad ever caught him jerking off to old Playboys like my dad did.
Didnt vader cut lukes hand off? If ur gunna make a reference to the trilogy u gotta get the right way bro haha. Star wars is the shit
Whoaaaa Jerry on D&C Looking good, congrats!
“Football Scouting Methods” ??? Explain to me how the Patriots draft is a joke for the last decade then?