With Christmas coming on a Saturday your ol’ Santa Buck is banking that most Stoolies are takin’ Friday off. With that in mind here’s a little early cheer. Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log. Not a log. I don’t have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log. Not in the sense you think you think I said I did. Good golly.

Julia is a Greek socialite who got into modeling and then singing, then went above and beyond and filmed her own sex tape. Not with hand held night vision goggles or nightstand tri-pod, a legit porn film where she masturbates with a bottle of champagne then gets plowed by a penis that resembles a Pringles can. You gotta admire her respect for a well shot sex tape.

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Here is Canadian Model/Actress Veronika London, an old friend who UB interviewed back in 2009. She’s done some nice work since, so I thought it would be fun to give her a shout out for old times sake…

Claudia Galanti is the Paraguayan model whose been running around the beaches with puss-pal Aida Yespica. Some other sites have given her some attention since, but she’s not really been done until she’s been done by UB, right? Oh yeah, and she has a sex tape where she can’t stop giggling during her facial money shot. Link on my Twitter @BarstoolUB

Tess Lyndon doesn’t like to wear underwear. Or pubes for that matter. And that o-ring looks like it got the bleach treatment. Three signs of a winning Wake Up…

A lot of people have been getting on my case recently that these Wake Ups aren’t productive. They don’t really make peoples lives better. So I thought, “What If I were to inspire some of the Stoolies to join a gym?” So here I am doing my part to promote a little physical fitness among my friends and followers this holiday season…Enjoy.

So you may remember Aida from her epic GTA last week but she is also a 29-year-old model/TV star from Venezuela who looks like a Jessica Biel knockoff with a better rack. Viva indeed.